Normally I’m all about spreading the religion of twitter. However, I am for the first time starting to think that this philosophy of life has it’s limits.
I wanna be positive about dating a girl who does research on the social web, but I can’t help but wonder how many nights together will go like this:
Me: “Baby I’m tired, you’ll never guess what I did today…”
Her: “Umm… you hit on some girl picking her nose, ate more than you should have and swam when you should have been finishing writing assignments ahead of their deadline.”
Whoa, whoa whoooa. Flag on the play. I don’t read YOUR diary. W-T-F-Girl!
I mean C’MON— some of the stuff I post publicly is PRIVATE.
-Dwight
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Written by Dwight Turner
Topics: Culture, Social Media