“Yeeah, it’s true I have more jobs than Uncle Ruckus…”
Overworked Social Activist
If you’re looking for the “Handsome, Single, Volunteering, Tweeting American” you shouldn’t be on this nonsense blog. Try my nonprofit blog, In Search of Sanuk.
Broke Freelance Contributor
Supposed to be writing about shopping and drinking mostly for CNNGo Bangkok. But I’m easily distracted by the tasty, flammable food I’m blogging about on Eating Thai Food. Also interested in all things unseen/untold in Bangkok. Tweet questions to @DwightTurner or alert me of something I should be covering. Real journalism only, which means preferably nothing that will get me criticized or shot at.
Fiesty Brand Manager
Online communication and training for businesses wanting to improve their presence online and learn to ride this drunken tsunami wave called social media. If you’re a small business with a bad ass product you want to tell the world about, email an inquiry to: hireme@dwightmturner.com I work with cool people, douchebag brands who low ball customers can keep it moving!
Aspiring House Dad
Now accepting applications from career women in need of well educated sperm donor who’s capable of home schooling the kids while you’re away and having dinner ready when you return. The right applicant may be eligible for back and foot rubs. Apply now and for a limited time you can qualify for my ‘Fly & Dry’ covenant that promises you never have to worry about soggy ass or explaining an embarassing hip replacement due to the toilet seat not being returned to optimal operating position.
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Bitter Cocktail Purchaser
Habitual Line Crosser
Deviant Grammar Diva
Awkward Moe Foe
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